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FiddlingCat

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Mar 28 16 1:23 PM

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Word play jokes can be as fun as they ar corny, so everyone please feel free  to comment your favorites. I will start with an Easter joke:

What do you call a bunny in a kilt?
A Hopscotch

What at do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies
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Sellie

Posts: 34 Member Since:03/22/16

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Mar 30 16 10:54 AM

These are the ones I can remember, I hope you enjoy them:

What do you call a bear with no teeth? - A gummy bear.

Marriage is a three ring circus; engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering...

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FiddlingCat

Posts: 36 Member Since:03/12/16

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Apr 5 16 10:43 PM

Grammar joke

"What is the Difference between a cat and a comma?"
"A cat has claws at the ends of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause."

Please post some of your favorite word play jokes.
They may be corny most times, but I think they are very entertaining.

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Finch

Posts: 25 Member Since:05/17/16

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May 28 16 1:43 PM

Some great ones above that made me smile:-).

Here's my favorite - no matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery. Here's one that I read recently - a dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. This one scared me a bit - if you don't pay your exorcist, you will get repossessed.

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