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Feb 28 09 11:14 PM

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BATHTUB TEST!
 
During a visit to the mental hospital,
I asked the Director how do you determine
whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?
 
'Well,' said the Director,
'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,
a teacup and a bucket to the patient
and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'
 
'Oh, I understand,' I said.
'A normal person would use the bucket
because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No' said the Director,
'A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?'

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hamrelax

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Sep 12 09 5:08 PM

A somewhat advanced society has figured out how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available.

The pharmacist says: "Here's a pill for English literature." The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature.

"What else do you have?" asks the student. "Well I have pills for art history, biology, and world history," replies the pharmacist. The student asks for these, and swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects.

Then the student asks: "Do you have a pill for math?" The pharmacist says, "Wait just a moment," goes back to the storeroom, brings back a whopper of a pill, and plonks it on the counter.

"I have to take that huge pill for math?" inquires the student.

The pharmacist replies, "Well you know math always was a little hard to swallow."

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sam1

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Apr 15 10 11:01 AM

Hi..

Enjoy some General Knowledge discussion..!!!

Son: Pitaji what is the capital of Japan?

Father reading newspaper: Don't know

Son: Pitaji who is the Prime Minister of India?

Father: Don't know

Son: Pitaji who invented bulb?

Father: Don't know

Boy realizing he will not get his answers sits quietly. After few minutes the father asks the boy

" Beta tu sawal kyun nahi poochh raha ?"
Son: Aise hi.

Father: Nahi beta sawal to poochha karo, warna general knowledge kaise badhegi!

Regards,

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ash1

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Apr 15 10 5:47 PM

@above joke

really nice one

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lala1

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Apr 17 10 4:46 PM

KNOWLEDGE PILLS
A somewhat advanced society has figured out how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available.The pharmacist says: "Here's a pill for English literature." The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature."What else do you have?" asks the student. "Well I have pills for art history, biology, and world history," replies the pharmacist. The student asks for these, and swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects.Then the student asks: "Do you have a pill for math?" The pharmacist says, "Wait just a moment," goes back to the storeroom, brings back a whopper of a pill, and plonks it on the counter."I have to take that huge pill for math?" inquires the student.The pharmacist replies, "Well you know math always was a little hard to swallow."


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FiddlingCat

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Apr 11 16 2:31 PM

Riddle

What is very tall
Very small
Sees things far away, but right in front of them?
A Shrink.

I love doctor jokes. There are some good ones

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